Portal
by Valve
This was a triumph.
β I'm making a note here:
β HUGE SUCCESS.
β It's hard to overstate
β my satisfaction.
β Aperture Science
β We do what we must
β because we can.
β For the good of all of us.
β Except the ones who are dead.
β
β But there's no sense crying
β over every mistake.
β You just keep on trying
β till you run out of cake.
β And the Science gets done.
β And you make a neat gun.
β For the people who are
β still alive.
β
β I'm not even angry.
β I'm being so sincere right now.
β Even though you broke my heart.
β And killed me.
β And tore me to pieces.
β And threw every piece into a fire.
β As they burned it hurt because
β I was so happy for you!
β Now these points of data
β make a beautiful line.
β And we're out of beta.
β We're releasing on time.
β So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
β Think of all the things we learned
β for the people who are
β still alive.
β
β Go ahead and leave me.
β I think I prefer to stay inside.
β Maybe you'll find someone else
β to help you.
β Maybe Black Mesa...
β THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
β Anyway, this cake is great.
β It's so delicious and moist.
β Look at me still talking
β when there's Science to do.
β When I look out there,
β it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
β I've experiments to run.
β There is research to be done.
β On the people who are
β still alive.
β
β PS: And believe me I am
β still alive.
β PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
β still alive.
β PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
β still alive.
β
β FINAL THOUGHT:
β While you're dying I'll be
β still alive.
β
β FINAL THOUGHT PS:
β And when you're dead I will be
β still alive.
β
β STILL ALIVE
β
β THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING
β IN THIS
β ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!!π
Submitted by Pajo - 01/02/2025
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Portal
by Valve
This was a triumph.
β I'm making a note here:
β HUGE SUCCESS.
β It's hard to overstate
β my satisfaction.
β Aperture Science
β We do what we must
β because we can.
β For the good of all of us.
β Except the ones who are dead.
β
β But there's no sense crying
β over every mistake.
β You just keep on trying
β till you run out of cake.
β And the Science gets done.
β And you make a neat gun.
β For the people who are
β still alive.
β
β I'm not even angry.
β I'm being so sincere right now.
β Even though you broke my heart.
β And killed me.
β And tore me to pieces.
β And threw every piece into a fire.
β As they burned it hurt because
β I was so happy for you!
β Now these points of data
β make a beautiful line.
β And we're out of beta.
β We're releasing on time.
β So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
β Think of all the things we learned
β for the people who are
β still alive.
β
β Go ahead and leave me.
β I think I prefer to stay inside.
β Maybe you'll find someone else
β to help you.
β Maybe Black Mesa...
β THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
β Anyway, this cake is great.
β It's so delicious and moist.
β Look at me still talking
β when there's Science to do.
β When I look out there,
β it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
β I've experiments to run.
β There is research to be done.
β On the people who are
β still alive.
β
β PS: And believe me I am
β still alive.
β PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
β still alive.
β PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
β still alive.
β
β FINAL THOUGHT:
β While you're dying I'll be
β still alive.
β
β FINAL THOUGHT PS:
β And when you're dead I will be
β still alive.
β
β STILL ALIVE
β
β THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING
β IN THIS
β ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!!π
Submitted by Pajo - 01/02/2025
Video Game MusicalSci-Fi 7.93 Ranked